March 2011
4 posts
Calculator.
One of my more prominent memories of elementary school is when I was in the 3rd grade. Me and my teacher had gotten into an argument about why I needed to know how to divide. You see, she wanted us to become proficient and quick in that area of mathematics (as any good teacher would want).
I had earnestly asked her why I would need to practice something that a calculator could do in a matter of...
You know it’s a good joke when people cry laughing. You know it’s a good pun when people roll their eyes and walk away.
Spoonfuls of sugar are generally frowned upon. Unless, of course, they are taken with medicine. Somehow that makes it okay.
Me: You know what's cool?
Dillon: Ice?
Me: You know what's cool in a metaphorical sense?
Dillon: Metaphorical ice?