Hi, I’m Dan, and I work retail.

3:30 wake-up call today. I’m desperately clutching this mug, hoping the coffee inside will save me from the insanity today will bring. It’s national consumerism day, and I’m awake against my will. Hibernation is not an option. Not this year. Instead I must face the throngs of rabid crowds with nothing but Red Bull running through their veins. Without a sidearm.

Its Black Friday.

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